causedby

or Perhaps The Three Froggies
of The Environmental Apocalypse?

Global Warming Kills
Loch Ness Monster

Minneapolis Bridge Collapse
Due to Global Warming

Flooding	Drought	Loch N ess Monster's Death	Mortality Increased	Mortality Lowered
Fish Bigger	Fish Smaller	Increased UFO Sightings	Trees More Colorful	Trees Less Colorful
Winds Stronger	Winds Weaker	Greenbay Packers Lose Home Field Advantage	Europe Baking	Europe Freezing
Antarctic Ice Expands	Antarctic Ice Shrinks	Turtles Femanized	Snowfall Increase	Snowfall Decrease
Glaciers Growing	Glaciers Shrinking	Violin Decline	More Women Becoming Prostitutes	Fewer Prostitutes
Forest Expansion	Forest Decline	Frogs with Extra Heads	Earth Rotatin g Faster	Earth Rotating Slower
Atlantic More Salty	Atlantic Less Salty	Traffic Jams	Global Warming Causes Hurricanes	Lack of Warming Causes Hurricanes
Good f or Farmers in Greenland and Scotland	Bad For Farmers	End of Olympic Games	WInters Warmer in Britain	Winters Colder in Britain
Coral Reefs Grow	Global Warming Killing Coral Reefs	Missing Mexican Island	Poppies More Potent	Poppies Destroyed
Deserts Advance	Deserts Retreat	No Chocolate for You!	Not Impacting India	Global Warming Impacts India

Hudson River Plane Crash
Due to Global Warming

Air France Plane Crash Due To
You Guessed It, Global Warming

Roswell NM Incident: July 08, 1947

Coincidence? We Think Not!

Talk About Having All Your Bases Covered

Nessie
Dead

But Wait, There's More...

Saved by
The Crew

From CO2

U.F.O. Sightings Increase Due To
Man-Made Global Warming

Air France
Carbon Crash

Increased
Sightings

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Omen That Predicted ClimateGate?

Things Reportedly Caused
by Global Warming

Who Knew
that CO2...

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to Learn More

Big Spiders G etting Bigger	Air France Plane Crash	Killer Cornflakes	Rabid Bats	More AIDS Victims
Giant Snakes	Hudson River Plane Crash	Italy Robbed of Pasta	Rape Wave	Sex Change In Tuatara
Tiger Attacks (Not Attacks On Tiger Woods)	Minnesapolis Bridge Collapse	Maple Syrup Decline	Invasion of The Giant Spiders	Itchier Poison Ivy
Wasps	Black Hawk Down	Death of The American Dream	Circumcision in Decline	Severe Acne
Kidney Stones	Increased Terrorism	Yellow Fever	Malaria	Spiders Invade Scotland Warn Lord Monckton!
More Shark Attacks	Kitten Population Increase	World Could End Up In Flames U.N. Warns	Increased Cannibalism	Billions Homeless
Killer Jelly Fish	Flesh Eating Disease	Slow Death	Courgar Attacks (Not Demi Moore)	150,000 Dead Poor People Per Year
Brain Eating Amoeba	Food Poisoning	Sea Level Rise	Earth Will Explode	Dust Bowl Cometh
Invasion of The Giant Oysters	More Heart Attacks	Witchcraft Executions	Monkeys at Risk	Smaller Brains
Release of Ancient Viruses	Alligators In The Thames	I ncreased Wildfires	National Security Threat	Email Us Any Good Ones That You Find!!!

Al Gore Was Born On: March 31, 1948

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